Schoolgirls in Chains (1973)

Director: Don Jones Stars: Gary Kent, John Parker, Stafford Morgan Schoolgirls in Chains is basically a lame retelling of Hitchcock’s cassic Pyscho. It neither has schoolgirls or any real chains though. The title is typical […]

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Would You Rather (2012)

Director: David Guy Levy Stars: Brittany Snow, June Squibb, Jeffrey Combs This was a curious little film. The immediate draw was naturally Combs, but Sasha Grey in her first real feature film (after quitting the […]

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Humanoids from the Deep (1980)

Directors: Barbara Peeters, Jimmy T. Murakami (uncredited) Stars: Doug McClure, Ann Turkel, Vic Morrow From the possible king of B-Movie sleaze (though he only produced this title) comes a fun filled, schlocky sleaze-fest of campy […]

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Shutter Island (2010)

Director: Martin Scorsese Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Emily Mortimer, Mark Ruffalo From the opening shot of the ferry coming out of the fog, you know this is going to be a masterpiece of film-making from Scorsese. […]

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Hard Candy (2005)

Director: David Slade Stars: Patrick Wilson, Ellen Page, Sandra Oh This film has certainly caused lots of controversy. Both good and bad. It is an ambiguous film that does try to lead you to a […]

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Let’s Scare Jessica to Death (1971)

Director: John D. Hancock (as John Hancock) Stars: Zohra Lampert, Barton Heyman, Kevin O’Connor, Mariclare Costello This is a creepy, disturbing film. It’s not scary at all, there is no real blood shown and it […]

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The Last Days on Mars (2013)

Director: Ruairi Robinson Stars: Liev Schreiber, Elias Koteas, Romola Garai Let’s start with the good here. Liev Schreiber and Elias Koteas are both pretty solid here. They are both good actors in my opinion and […]

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Leprechaun (1993)

Director: Mark Jones Stars: Warwick Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Ken Olandt As we have already reviewed Rumpelstiltskin, we couldn’t possibly leave out Mark Jones’ first feature. If ever there was a film that deserved the cult […]

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Phase IV (1974)

Director: Saul Bass Stars: Nigel Davenport, Michael Murphy, Lynne Frederick Where to start with a film like this. Part documentary, thriller, sci-fi, creature-feature, some dodgy acting and ridiculous effects make it a difficult one to […]

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Clue (1985)

Director: Jonathan Lynn Stars: Eileen Brennan, Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn Was it Mrs. White in the dining room with the candlestick? Or perhaps it was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the lead pipe? Do […]

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